I had a little get together in honor of my mom.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Garlic dreams.
I never eat garlic. I noticed when I was around 20 or so that I have a bit of an intolerance. Apart from making me stink for days, garlic gives me bad dreams, restless sleep, and the sweats. Awesome. My mom is in town visiting for a few days. We went for sushi yesterday and she convinced me to share an order of garlic tuna tataki. I had the most terrifying dreams. I dreamt I was the mother of a demonic four year old girl who was trying to kill me. She could run really fast and climb up the walls. My only option was to kill her. I took her to the beach and was going to drown her. At the beach I ran into my family. They were all fishing. My dad caught a really big fish. He started reeling it in and I could see its gigantic dorsal fin rising out of the water. Great! now I have to run from a shark that has legs and can run on land! Oh wait! it just morphed back into my demonic daughter.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Balmain.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
David Watson
I received a myspace message last march from this horny guy named DAVID WATSON. Its not the first inappropriate message i have received and (if I'm lucky) it wont be the last, But for some reason it kinda pissed me off. I think I was about to get my period or maybe I missed the last call for the Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches that day, I don't really remember. How dare this guy? I decided to save the message and post it on a blog one day. I think it would be really funny if this came up in a google search one day. I imagine David and his friends all drunk one night, playing around on the computer google searching random things. David goes "google search my name guys" haha!
Or, David applies for a serving job at Applebees and the manager decides to see what she can find on this guy.
Or, David applies for a serving job at Applebees and the manager decides to see what she can find on this guy.

Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Is it just me?
Demer posted a link on facebook this morning about regretful tattoos. Among the photos was this one:

I stared at this photo for like, five minutes. This guy is kinda hot... I think...
I spent the morning researching "Zombie Boy"
I really want to see a "before" picture.


When asked why he decided to ruin his life he said:
"I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie. My first big move was getting my hands outlined as skeleton print. They say that once you get your hands tattooed it’s harder to find a job."
He's from Montreal. Maybe Liam can get me a date..

I stared at this photo for like, five minutes. This guy is kinda hot... I think...
I spent the morning researching "Zombie Boy"
I really want to see a "before" picture.


When asked why he decided to ruin his life he said:
"I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie. My first big move was getting my hands outlined as skeleton print. They say that once you get your hands tattooed it’s harder to find a job."
He's from Montreal. Maybe Liam can get me a date..
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Radio Gaga
"I tune into some friendly voices talking 'bout stupid things" -Kate Bush
I love Talk radio.
I really don't watch a lot of T.V. I turn it on and I sit in front of it, but after a few minutes I find myself wandering around my apartment looking for things to do. Radio Is different. I get so hooked. I guess its because it forces me to sit still and pay attention. When You only have audio, its easy to miss something.
I've been obsessed with Coast to Coast am for a couple years now. Matt Owchar turned me onto it. I guess his mom used to listen to it in bed at night. I like to do the same. You can catch it on CFUN 1410, and it goes from 10 pm to 5am. Its an all night radio program that discusses phenomena such as UFO's, ghost stories, time travel and conspiracy theories. The original host is Art Bell. His voice is so comforting. its like spending time with an old friend. I know that sounds cheesy, but im going to leave it at that. You'll see.
For the past two weeks i've been listening to another Program called This American Life. Tyler Fedchuck suggested it to Amy and i late one night, selling us on an episode in which they interview a guy who went to jail for kidnapping Frank Sinatra's son. That Episode is called "plan B" I also really like "telephone"
http://www.talk1410.com/Default.asp
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/favorites.aspx
I love Talk radio.
I really don't watch a lot of T.V. I turn it on and I sit in front of it, but after a few minutes I find myself wandering around my apartment looking for things to do. Radio Is different. I get so hooked. I guess its because it forces me to sit still and pay attention. When You only have audio, its easy to miss something.
I've been obsessed with Coast to Coast am for a couple years now. Matt Owchar turned me onto it. I guess his mom used to listen to it in bed at night. I like to do the same. You can catch it on CFUN 1410, and it goes from 10 pm to 5am. Its an all night radio program that discusses phenomena such as UFO's, ghost stories, time travel and conspiracy theories. The original host is Art Bell. His voice is so comforting. its like spending time with an old friend. I know that sounds cheesy, but im going to leave it at that. You'll see.
For the past two weeks i've been listening to another Program called This American Life. Tyler Fedchuck suggested it to Amy and i late one night, selling us on an episode in which they interview a guy who went to jail for kidnapping Frank Sinatra's son. That Episode is called "plan B" I also really like "telephone"
http://www.talk1410.com/Default.asp
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/favorites.aspx
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