David Watson

I received a myspace message last march from this horny guy named DAVID WATSON. Its not the first inappropriate message i have received and (if I'm lucky) it wont be the last, But for some reason it kinda pissed me off. I think I was about to get my period or maybe I missed the last call for the Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches that day, I don't really remember. How dare this guy? I decided to save the message and post it on a blog one day. I think it would be really funny if this came up in a google search one day. I imagine David and his friends all drunk one night, playing around on the computer google searching random things. David goes "google search my name guys" haha!
Or, David applies for a serving job at Applebees and the manager decides to see what she can find on this guy.