Monday, October 19, 2009

Garlic dreams.

I never eat garlic. I noticed when I was around 20 or so that I have a bit of an intolerance. Apart from making me stink for days, garlic gives me bad dreams, restless sleep, and the sweats. Awesome. My mom is in town visiting for a few days. We went for sushi yesterday and she convinced me to share an order of garlic tuna tataki. I had the most terrifying dreams. I dreamt I was the mother of a demonic four year old girl who was trying to kill me. She could run really fast and climb up the walls. My only option was to kill her. I took her to the beach and was going to drown her. At the beach I ran into my family. They were all fishing. My dad caught a really big fish. He started reeling it in and I could see its gigantic dorsal fin rising out of the water. Great! now I have to run from a shark that has legs and can run on land! Oh wait! it just morphed back into my demonic daughter.

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